I just Want To Pet My Dog and Bake Things Tee

🍰 Soft, Sweet, and Ready to Wear

Consistently cozy — like that first bite of something homemade.

👕 Soft Material: Feels like it’s been sifted, not spun.

🧵 100% Ringspun Cotton: Smooth as cake batter — no rough crumbs here.

📏 True to Size & Pre-Shrunk: Baked to perfection; no surprise “rise” after washing.

🌿 Ethically Grown US Cotton: Good for you and the planet — sustainably sourced ingredients only.

🇺🇸 Proudly Made & Shipped in the USA: From our flour-covered hearts to your doorstep.

🍪 Care Instructions — Keep Your Tee as Fresh as a Batch of Cookies

Follow these simple “recipes,” and your tees will stay vibrant for a lifetime:

1. Turn Inside Out: Treat your tee like a pie crust — protect the good stuff inside!
2. Cool Wash & Gentle Soap: Your shirt’s not a soufflé — no high heat, please!
3. Skip the Spin Marathon: Over-mixing ruins batter and fabric. Keep it light.
4. Air Dry When You Can: Let it breathe like a cooling rack cookie. If you must tumble, don’t toss it in with the heavyweights (looking at you, jeans).

🍰 Shipping That’s as Sweet as It Sounds

🎁 Free Shipping on all orders over $75 — because treats this good should travel free.

🕒 Processing Time: Your order is “freshly baked” and typically ships within 7 days.

🚚 Delivery Time: Once it’s on its way, expect your goodies in about 2–5 days — before you can even run out of flour again.